Every time I use one of these at school, I wonder how Apple can take a few neat innovations and utterly screw them up. 50% of the time, it doesn’t register a right click. 90% of the time, vigorous scrolling activates the third mouse button. Clicking, for some ungodly reason, moves your finger through a massive arc. The squeezy bit’s nice I guess. I hate this mouse more than I hate a lot of people.